lilhorseladie
Well-Known Member
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As lucwould
have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to
borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her the only gas can
he owned had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her carthat
she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it
with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from
across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts,
I'm turning Catholic"
