eagles ring farm
Well-Known Member
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....Frank, the
Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the
horse.
And
you thought all they did was say Hello.
no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....Frank, the
Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the
horse.
And
you thought all they did was say Hello.
