If I could be a superhero, I'd be.....

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dixie_belle

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As unfortunate as this sounds, I'd be lobsterwoman. Sigh. You wouldn't be able to tell where my red hair stopped and my face started. Oh wait.....I'm already like that. Nevermind! LOL

We went for a ride yesterday in the Miata with the top down, since it was our first really pretty day in months. I completely forgot about sunscreen so today, voila, I am the incredible Lobster Woman. The glow from my face will illuminate the darkest spaces, the heat will generate power for an entire city.

I hate being a super hero. Sigh.
 
Right now I'm Band Aid Betty, broke a nail down in the bed, oh it hurts I've got the whole finger bandaged. Got one on my fore arm, fence cut into me, had a hard time getting the bleeding to stop. Yearling colt bit me on the wrist, yep thats right, another band aid, then he turned around when I was trying to take off his halter and bit the other arm, do I need to go on? I was putting trash into the baqck of my truck to take to the dump and guess what, piece of broken horse water bucket stuck me in the foot, I was wearing sandels, didn't know I was bleeding there till I went in for a break. Lost count of all the band aids. Band Aid Betty coming to a horse farm near you soon.
 
I would be Jasmine Justice. Jasmine would investigate crime and corruption. Her wonderful smell would catch the bad guys off guard and they would fall under her spell. Then her district attorney friend Prosecutor Phil would press charges and the bad guys would always have to serve time busting rocks on a rockpile. No internet, tv, libraries, or fitness centers for them. Jasmine would also have some geeky friends to help her catch the bad guys, sort of a mix of Bones and Malcom PI type of theme.
 

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