Taylor Richelle
Well-Known Member
Got this in an email...thought some of you would enjoy this
If We Were Mares...
Some group of scientists sat around having coffee one morning (even scientists can't think in the morning without coffee!) and came up with the conclusion that humans are the intelligent species..that **** sapiens are far superior in brain power to all of the other world's creatures....
So, my unscientific brain got to thinking about this one day...about how the world could or would be like if we thought and acted more like our horses. This is what I came up with:
That we (mares) should sit at the kitchen table when our new "Journals" came and pick out our men (stallions). These stallions would be only the best that were allowed to reproduce- good looking, intelligent, athletic, healthy and excel in a particular discipline. All others would be gelded.
Hmmmm.
And that we could pick out a different stallion every year without earning a bad reputation!
That we should be allowed to roam around all day and eat (graze), nap, enjoy the outdoors, and socialize with our buddies as pretty pasture ornaments with all our needs taken care of by somebody else!
That "fat" would be considered a desirable asset and prove that we are "easy keepers".
That we should be waited on--our rooms cleaned, and an all you can eat buffet before us everyday.
That we should get new shoes or a pedicure every five to six weeks and our hair done daily.
That we should be chauffeured around when we need to go somewhere in an expensive vehicle designed just for us...oh and with food in front of us while we travel.
That once our babies are weaned they can't move back home.
That we should have better clothes, grooming supplies, living conditions and medical care than the people that take care of us.
Okay, scientists...now who is really smarter???
