Joke of the day

[Bassett]

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Today's Joke[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The Coffin[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP... behind him.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Walking faster, he looks back and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, with the coffin bouncing quickly behind him.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Faster...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Faster...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Clappity BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Clappity BUMP...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Clappity BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]With a loud crash, the coffin breaks down the door.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Bumping and clapping toward him.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup![/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Desperate, he throws the cough syrup and...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The coffin stops.[/SIZE]

 

[AppyLover2]

Bonnie all I can say is ................YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

I sat here for a few seconds trying to figure it out. LOL

 

[Bassett]

 

[Southern_Heart]

Bonnie,

It sure had me going, I thought something aweful was going to happen. Sure fooled me!

Joyce