Just sharing a couple emails I got

[AppyLover2]

Bubba's sister is pregnant and has a bad car accident, which caused

her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees

that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about

her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The

babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a

beautiful name. Maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the

name Denise!!"

"What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."

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There's a romantic full moon, when Pedro (sitting in their car) said,

"Hey, Mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold hands and look at the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year"

 

[Leeana]

That first one is REALLY funny, thank you

 

[sfmini]

Those were good, thanks for posting them. I am trying to collect at least one joke a day for a friend who is in the hospital battling Leukemia. She has this great webpage through a service that provides web pages for free to ill folks. She has a journal and guestbook so we can all check on her and see how she is doing. Either she or her daughter posts an update every morning.

Anyway, she has asked us for clean jokes and shares them with the hospital staff and her sister. She got lucky, her doctor is the same one I go to, he is a good guy and I am sure he will pull her through this.