Mona
Well-Known Member
OOPS! Sorry...posted on wrong forum originally!
The Sheath Cleaning Song (sing to the tune of "Hello mother, Hello Father" from the camp song)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
The Sheath Cleaning Song (sing to the tune of "Hello mother, Hello Father" from the camp song)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
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