Simple Home Remedies

[Bassett]

[SIZE=10pt]Simple Home Remedies[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]1.) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]2.) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]3.) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]4.) Gentlemen can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about leaving the toilet seat up by simply using the sink.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]5.) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]6.) Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.[/SIZE]

Just thought I'd share something I got in an email I thought was funny.

 

[Warpony]

#2 actually made me laugh out loud, now my dogs think I am insane.

 

[Jill]

Those are all very funny!!!

I confess, the second one was my favorite too

 

[MiniforFaith]

:saludando: # 2 is a good one :risa_suelos: I have my good laugh for the morning.. But #1 is what I should do.. I always hit that snooze, and we have been late because mommy slept in.. to much pain first thing in the morning... guess I'll just sleep in..