The Sheath-Cleaning Song

[keeperofthehorses]

I've been given permission to copy this from another list I belong to. Too funny! :lol:

The Sheath Cleaning Song

Author Unknown

(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song)

How's it hangin'?

So much cleaner.

Aren't you glad I

washed your wiener?

I'll admit it's

kinda creepy

that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.

It was gunky.

It felt icky.

It smelled funky.

It was cruddy,

it was crusty--

when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an

hour of toilin'

and of squirtin'

baby oil in,

you're as fresh there

as a daisy.

Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

 

[Scoopiedoo]

Oh my goodness, that made me giggle right out loud!!! Thanks for sharing, LOL :aktion033: :aktion033:

 

[susanne]

That is hilarious!!

I'm going to have to print this out and show Keith...considering the look on his face when I suggested he might need to do this...

 

[justaboutgeese]

Is this good clean fun ???

 

[runamuk]

hee hee hee :bgrin :bgrin :bgrin giggle giggle giggle

only horse people would get this....the rest of "them" are thinkin some kinda sick porn :new_shocked: :new_shocked:

 

[Sterling]

:lol: :risa_suelos:

 

[justaboutgeese]

Oops should have not hit that button again.

 

[Sunny]

VERY funny!!!! :aktion033: :aktion033: :aktion033:

 

[Relic]

:risa8: Seeing as l love that song this is great and in another few months can do the chore and sing along at the same time for a good laugh.

 

[luckymeacres]

:aktion033: :aktion033: :aktion033: :risa_suelos:

 

[shane]

:aktion033: :aktion033: :aktion033: SORRY I JUST COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bgrin :lol:

: THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY

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[HJF]

LOL!!! This is definately an inside joke for horse people.

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[RAPfrosty]

That's so great, thank you for sharing!!!!