WhiteTailsMinis
Well-Known Member
I received this today and it gave me a chuckle - just one of those days. And no insult intended as I too am blonde LOL:
[SIZE=12pt]I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. [/SIZE]
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They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
[SIZE=12pt]They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]'What's going on here?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.' [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=12pt]I had a flat tire on the interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
[SIZE=12pt]They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper![/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]'What's going on here?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt]'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.' [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]
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