Dear Santa,

[Black Magic]

Our little seven year old daughter had to write a letter to Santa letting him know what she wanted for Christmas. Most of her teachers thought for her, it was a no brainer, because her Daddy is under way on a boat over Christmas. But what did our Laura write?

Dear Santa,

I would like the miniature horse that we saw at a horse show several weeks ago. All I want is for her to come home safe and sound to her new family. Thank You Santa, Laura.

Well, Santa wrote back and told her, he doesn't deliver horses at Christmas, because they are too big to get down the chimney. And besides, they 'd probably make a BIG stinky mess on the floor before anyone woke up, so NO Santa doesn't give horses.

Laura decided she needed to write back to Santa. She wanted to tell him, that if his BIG BUTT would fit down the chimney, any little miniature horse would fit without difficulty. Plus, horse poop isn't nearly as smelly as some old puppy's!

ROFLMBO...

Thanks for letting me share... Obviously I told Laura, this is a fraud and not from Santa, because we all know, Santa does deliver.

God Bless,

Lynn W

 

[Voodoo]

That's too cute. I remember one year the leg wraps that I had wanted for my horse were backordered so not there in time for Christmas. So on Christmas morning I got a note from Santa saying that Dasher had hurt his leg so he had to borrow my wraps so they could go on delivering presents, but he'd get them to me as soon as he could. Oh to have that innocence back again

 

[Relic]

Oh lordy those were both two funnies.

 

[1 is not enough]

Very cute!

 

[Farmhand]