Dear Tech Support

[justanothercowgirl]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

PS Sometimes Mother-in-law 1.2 will work, unless it is infected with the 'doesnothingbad' virus

There is always the soft reboot of couch 3.3 or the hard boot of nosexforaweek 10.1 :lol:

 

[Lovememinis]

Way too cute !

 

[mininik]

Desperate? Hm. Well, I never got the chance to upgrade my Boyfriend 3.0 to Husband 1.0 (thank goodness) and was bombarded with NFL 7.4 and NBA 7.2, anyway! Conversation 8.0 has had control issues from day one and Housecleaning 2.6 NEVER EXISTED. Mother-in-law 1.2 is just a stupid, crazy, worthless program and no help at all. Much to my dismay, as far as Boyfriend 3.0 is concerned, nosexforaweek 10.1 is a fine program and the system even asks to be upgraded to nosexforamonth 8.5! It also seems that Boyfriend 3.0 had some hiddendebt virus that's caused this user further angst after putting everything I had into making this program work. This is after the rabid-exes virus was taken care of and the accidentwithoutinsurance disaster. I don't do Nagging 5.3 because I've found it to be a temporary fix only, but I will soon be running SEEYALATER***HOLE 3.0 to crash the system and start over with DogsDontLie 5.6!

 

[justanothercowgirl]

hee hee Poodles I think you need to get the RunandHide 4.0!!!!! :new_shocked:

 

[minih]

:risa_suelos:

 

[mininik]

LOL! No thanks! I actually used RunandHide 4.0 twice in my attempts to unload OldThievingLiar 1.0 but it only aggrivated the system and the effects of that mistake were horrible. I'm trying SEEYALATER***HOLE 3.0 this time because AmicableCrash 1.0 won't work on Boyfriend 3.0 like it did for NomadicZenBoyfriend 2.0. DogsDontLie 5.6 is a fantastic program and one "chip" has been running with me for five years now.

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[rabbitsfizz]

I agree, horses may crap on your grass, dogs may even crap on your rug, but neither craps on your whole life. Personally I would throw the whole system in the bin, don't bother with an upgrade. Buy yourself a new one!!!

 

[anoki]

rotflmao....poodles, that is hilarious!!!! but I'll agree Dogdontlie 5.6 is a darn good program!!!

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~kathryn