Invitation to a party!!

[Reble]

:aktion033: :aktion033: :aktion033: :aktion033: TOO CUTE!! OH THANKS FOR THE KIT KAT SLANEY, THATS THE THING ABOUT CHOCOLATE IN THE SOUTH OF IRELAND ITS TOOO GOOD, MMMMMM WHY NOT TELL OUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE HAT SLANEY!!! HUH HUH, GO ON GO ON GO ON

: OH S*&^%$ MY KIT KAT JUST MELTED BY THE FIRE, IF YOU COULD BE CALLED A COCKTAIL WHAT WOULD YOUR NAME BE???? ANYONE? MINE WOULD BE THE MAD HATTER!!!

IF YOU COULD BE CALLED A COCKTAIL WHAT WOULD YOUR NAME BE???? ANYONE? MINE WOULD BE THE MAD HATTER!!!

Mine would be SCREW DRIVER, another rye and coke please hold the chips and dip. :bgrin

Nancy would your name be (Sex on the Beach ) just joking.

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[slaneyrose]

I cant believe you brought that up you mad hatter nutter you!! lol

Well.....Shane was teasing me the other day that if I wear a skirt to show this year I would look like Charlie chaplin lol our Shane has a great imagination bless her!!! ANYWAY, I wanted a bowler hat to go with my "different" out fit this year as last year was the cowboy look (I always wanted to be a cowboy ya know) I found the "perfect" bowler hat on ebay......said it was a proper bowler in flock. Flock, isnt that like velvety?? wonderful....I got it for a really great price too!!! (from england not america) It arrived last week....what excitement...but when I took it out of the box.......low and behold....it was a party hat.......made of plastic!!!!!!! And when I put it on.....who did I look like??? Yep, you got it in one......CHARLIE CHAPLIN!!!! oh well.....back to the drawing board!! I need another drink now just remembering.....very traumatic!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Anyone here take the name whiskey slammer???? :lol:

I think I would be "long island tea" I know Ireland isnt exactly long (unless you try walking from one end to the other lol) but we do drink an awful lot of tea here!!!! When we`re not drinking guiness!!!

 

[Whitewave]

Yeah I need a rum & coke and sex on the beach and two long Island ice teas and my friend in the corner would like a glass of water . he was jumping to hard to get THAT Light bulb !!Hey can you make that Long Island Ice Tea a Hot Long Island Tea ? Please my fingers are still frozen to the water bucket....Awe this fire is nice...Oh so sorry for dripping water all over your pretty floor....

: If I was a drink i'd be a fuzzy naval ......why i dont know? I'm too cold to think....

 

[slaneyrose]

Yeah I need a rum & coke and sex on the beach and two long Island ice teas and my friend in the corner would like a glass of water . he was jumping to hard to get THAT Light bulb !!Hey can you make that Long Island Ice Tea a Hot Long Island Tea ? Please my fingers are still frozen to the water bucket....Awe this fire is nice...Oh so sorry for dripping water all over your pretty floor....

: If I was a drink i'd be a fuzzy naval ......why i dont know? I'm too cold to think....

LOL whitewave...you made me laugh so much I had a coughing fit and nearly choked!!!LOL too funny!!!

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[Reble]

Another one :aktion033:

Bug flew into a barn

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when

a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear.

The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket.

It went in one ear and out the udder. :bgrin :saludando:

Just rye forget the coke.

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[slaneyrose]

brilliant!!! more, more, :aktion033: :new_shocked: :aktion033: encore!!!!!!

 

[Whitewave]

Where is the restroom? I just peed my pants laughin so hard at that cow joke...... phew finally got that bucket off my fingers ....Now I need another drink..I'll take a 15 please and thank you.

 

[Reble]

On a roll now :bgrin

Horse pulls the car

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily,

a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull."

And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious.

He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling,

he wouldn't even try

 

[mininik]

Fashionably late here... I'll take a frozen strawberry Margarita and a yeger bomber and keep'm coming! Yes, I can hold my liquor quite well. :new_shocked: And since I haven't heard any music being played how's about some JIMMY BUFFET!

Nibblin' on sponge cake,

watchin' the sun bake;

All of those tourists covered with oil.

Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.

Smell those shrimp--

They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,

Stayed here all season

With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.

But it's a real beauty,

A Mexican cutie, how it got here

I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

Now I think,-- heck it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,

Stepped on a pop top;

Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.

But there's booze in the blender,

And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville

Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,

But I know, it's my own darn fault.

Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own darn fault!

 

[slaneyrose]

Toilet has "toilet" on the door...he he...is that drink going to your head???? You should have peed earlier...could have peed on your hand and removed the bucket with the heat!!! :new_shocked: :lol:

Reble ,...your jokes are brilliant!!!! This party is sooo much fun!! Thanks guys for being such great company!! The night is but a pup.......I fancy an exotic cocktail....any suggestions?????

 

[Whitewave]

Any body wanna know what a drink called 15 is ? Slaney ...I think it was the pee that removed my bucket.. :bgrin

: Since I dont drink nothing but cccoooofffeeee and Mt deeeeeeeewwww I 's think I's feeling aaaaa littles funny unstairs....THUMP ......whitewave just hit the floor out cold say the Border Collie to the Dachound.....Quick Poodle paint her nails bight Pink for she wakes up !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JO~*]

Lets see --I remember a drink something called a "slow screw" that was pretty good, slow gin and something?? Keep em coming and drinks all around :bgrin

 

[Paminihorse]

:saludando: Howdy everyone..just got home from work and saw that there was a party goin on...I'll take budlight, I brought home some pizza so there is enough to go around..I'm does anyone have some grain my mini's are knocking at the door and want to know why there is a party goin on and none of them were invited??? lol :lol:

JB

 

[mininik]

Ha! I wonder how many of you are actually enjoying a drink right now. I've started on my Mike's Hard Lemonades thanks to this thread!

 

[Reble]

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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When we were together,

You always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

______________________________

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

:bgrin :bgrin :bgrin

Thats all Folks. :saludando:

 

[mininik]

"I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here."

[SIZE=14pt]CHEERS to that![/SIZE]

 

[Paminihorse]

:lol: LOl Reble hey I wanna know when Hallmark is goin to print those I need a couple lol

 

[JO~*]

Hey whos the designated driver tonight???? I nominate Marty since she hasn't joined us yet. Hic up.

 

[mininik]

Marty?! No way. I'm calling a cab... :lol:

 

[Sun Runner Stables]

Ladies Ladies, as the responsible person at the party, I will Happily be the DD, why should tonight be any different then any other party night out for me with the girls?

Not a drinker at All here, however, Slaney, do you have a good blender? I would fancy a milkshake of some sort. :lol: And if everyones playing nice and promises Not to puke, I'll go sneak my dad's Rolles Royce out of the garage and we'll go for a spin downtown!

: (It'll be just like high school again, come on!!)

Now how about that milkhake Slaney?? Please? (Oh and I brought some strawberries and grapes to munch on for everyone too!)