Just for us getting a little OLD

[Miniv]

Marty! :new_rofl:

My bra is the first thing to go when I get home.

: When I have a week off--they stay in the drawer. Still perky enough. Maybe you should try it--off.

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Bra???? :new_shocked: What's that???

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MA

 

[Marty]

MaryAnn, it's the thing that is the over the shoulder boulder holder that is supposed to life and separate.

Doesn't work for me.

My sports bra makes me look like I have the "UNI-****" thing going on :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked:

 

[MiniforFaith]

Have you noticed that once your "upper" body starts to head south, you body seems to try and help it out by letting your belly stick out to try to put thinks back up North... :risa_suelos: Sorry I was just trying to go to bed and that thought crossed my mind.. Two kids later my body is heading south and outward more and more...

: But since I had my hysterectomy, I've turned into and ice burge.. The middle of summer and I have some type of sweater or coat on.. With out temps being in the lower 20's, I've been going out with 5 layers on.. Next week the temps are going to be lucky to break double digits.. Have to do about 8 layers then.. Hubby just laughs at me and walks around with shorts on in the house.. Wish they could know what it is like...

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[miniapp]

MaryAnn, it's the thing that is the over the shoulder boulder holder that is supposed to life and separate.

Doesn't work for me.

My sports bra makes me look like I have the "UNI-****" thing going on :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked:

I HATE it when that happens.... :new_shocked:

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Suzy Hooper

Show Horses by Suzy

Fresno, CA

 

[Steph_D]

I wonder if there are any men still reading this?

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[jdomep]

Well as of late (turned 41 in September) Night sweats are more and more and I may have a good nights sleep once or twice a month The other thing left at 35 when I had my hysterectomy so that won't be a sign for me...way more cranky and I am usually hot - it can be 10 degrees out and I won't wear socks. I do get dizzy sometimes at night and my 5 chin whiskers have all found mates and multiplied

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[Lisa-Ruff N Tuff Minis]

Bra???? :new_shocked: What's that???

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MA

LOL I agree MA the longest I have ever wore won was at Nationals since I was in public all week but believe me it wasnt easy in fact it drove me nuts!

 

[JO~*]

My sports bra makes me look like I have the "UNI-****" thing going on :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked:

yes yes yes!!!! :new_shocked: :new_shocked: :new_shocked:

 

[Just Us N Texas]

Gals, it does get a little better. One hint for the symptoms, go caffeine free! Years ago, I nearly passed out in a grocery store with a pharmacy. I got so dizzy, hot, and had to sit down on a crate thay wasn't unpacked. A child was near and I asked him to go for the pharmacist. I thought I would be hauled out in an ambulance. The pharmacist on duty was a young woman, she took one look at me, asked what was the matter, then told me her mom was having the same problems, and the best advice she had been given was to go caffeine free. I tried it, and it worked. No more of those terrible dizzy spells, and the hot flashes went waaaaaay down. Hope it works for you!

 

[Miniv]

Have you noticed that once your "upper" body starts to head south, you body seems to try and help it out by letting your belly stick out to try to put thinks back up North... :risa_suelos:

:new_rofl:

 

[shortymisty]

Here's a good one, did you know your feet keep growing? Mom never told me that one!

So that's why I'm in a size 8 now

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I miss my perky ****ies :new_shocked:

OMG, that just made me laugh, I do think these things keep growing too :new_shocked: If anyone wants an augmentation I will definitely lend out the fat

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[Lisa-Ruff N Tuff Minis]

While on the subject of sports bras forgetting the Uni **** thing.. how on earth do you get those things on and then even worse once on it is like a wrestling match to get out of it

 

[Steph_D]

: Sing with me ladies! :488:

Do your ****s hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder,

Like a continental soldier?

Do your ****s hang low?

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[PaintedPromiseRanch]

I miss my perky ****ies :new_shocked:

oh Marty i am :new_rofl: ... ME TOO! it's so bad that when i ride my big horse i have to wear an underwire AND a sports bra on top of that, or it HURTS. my girls pray for small ones so they don't have to worry about it (they think) but so far 1 is bigger than me and the 2nd not far behind... but ALL the grandmas had big ones so i tell them they can't blame it all on me, some of it comes from dad's side too!

my 5 chin whiskers have all found mates and multiplied

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oh those drive me CRAZY! :new_shocked: thank God for tweezers!!

While on the subject of sports bras forgetting the Uni **** thing.. how on earth do you get those things on and then even worse once on it is like a wrestling match to get out of it

BOY do i know THAT one! sometimes i have to get my husband to help, especially in summer when it's sweaty...

 

[REO]

Good thing my belly is there, makes a nice place for my ****s to rest on.

Some times I sit and worry about myself, then I forget what I was doing.

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As for my perky ****s, you can't miss what you never had!

Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most.

Some times I think I'm being followed, but it turns out that the thing that is bumping the back of my knees is my butt dragging.

 

[joylee123]

[SIZE=12pt]:new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl: This is by far the funniest thread ever :bgrin And oh so true[/SIZE]

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[Ashley]

Well here are all of you guys complaining about it, and there there is me at 22 who is wishing it would just come. 12 years has been long enough.

AT least I wont have to worry about the ****s droping, something that isnt there cant drop. THat said, its sucks not haveing any and your stomech sticks out farther then what little you do have.

I am however glad I dont live at home anymore. Its bad enough visiting sometimes and every window/door in the house is open.

 

[Sue_C.]

I won't do hormone replacement -- so will just live with it

I take an herbal hormone replacement made by Swiss. The bottle just says HRT, (extra strength) menopause. I couldn't function without it.

I miss my perky ****ies

O-M-G! Add to that the weight I've gained in the past few years...I think I'm carrying 20lbs each... :no: :no:

Some times I think I'm being followed, but it turns out that the thing that is bumping the back of my knees is my butt

Yeah, it is even worse when you tell someone to kiss yer butt, and you can bring it 'round for them.

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