Just some cute quotes that i found

[MiniaturePrincess429]

I keep a quote book and wanted to share with y'all some of my favorite quotes. If any of you have any good quotes that you'd like to share, please post em here. i am always on the lookout for new quotes.

So here are a few.

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a midevil study hall.

- Vince Lombardi American Football Coach

The horse stopped with a Jerk, and the Jerk fell off

- Jim Culleton

There is something illegal about dangling an infant out of a tower window

- Justice Strauss in Lemony Snickett's The Bad Beginning

Fate is like a stange, unpopular resturant filled with odd waiters who bring you thinkgs you didn't ask for, and may not always like

- Lemony Snickett's The Bad Beginning

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, except systematically assisting Sisyohus's steathly cyst-suseptible sister, which is easier done than said.

- Lemony Snickett

Taking a chance is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing but scream and cling to a plastic duck.

- Lemony Snickett's The Slippery Slope

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain

- Dolly Pardon

*I love this quote because I play lacrosse so it's kinda funny to me*

I thought Lacrosse is what you play in La Church

- Robin Williams

A say without sunshine is.... night

- Anoymous

Dying is just nature's way of saying... HEY your not alive anymore

- Anoymous

Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have film

- Anoymous

When everything is soming your way... your in the wrong lane

- Anoymous

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car

- Anoymous

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

- Anoymous

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself; Where the heck is the ceiling.

- Anoymous

Do not medle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

- Anoymous

If the world was a truely rational place, men would ride side saddle

- Rita Mae Brown

In my opinion a horse s the animal to have - Eleven hundred pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat beneth your legs - it's just somthing you can't get from a pet hampster.

- Anoymous

Any member introducing a dog into the Societies premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed a cat.

- Rule 46 Oxford Union Society, London

If your get to thinkin' you a person of influence, try ordering someone else's dog around.

- Cowboy Wisdom

I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give it up. I'm only 6 feet tall so I couldn't play basket ball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play fottball. And I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.

- Jay Leno

Folk who don't know why American is the land of promis should be here during an election campaign.

- Milton Berle

The difference between genius and stupidity, is genius has limits

- Albert Einstein

My ansestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years, becase even in biblical times, Men would not stop and ask for direction.

- Elayne Boosler

You know the world is going crasy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of being arrogant, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in the world are named Bush, Dick and Colon.

- Chris Rock

A recent survey stated that the average person's fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked higher than death, which was 3rd on the list. So your telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than to have to stand up and give a eulogy?

- Jerry Seinfeild

Emily: You were on the phone?

Richard: Long distance

Loralai: God?

Richard: London

Lorala:i God lives in London

Richard: My mother lives in London

Loarlai: TYour mother is God?

Richard: Loralai...

Loralai:so Gos *is* a woman

Richar: Loralai

Loralai: *and* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors

Richard: Make her stop

Rory: Oh, That I could

Loralai: How ya doin there champ?

Rory: Early.

Loralai: Yes it is a tad early

Rory: No Sun.

Loralai: Well he's not up yet

So I guess that's enough for now. lol so come one share some of your favorite quotes.

 

[Bluerocket]

Got some really good ones in there -- :aktion033: :new_shocked: :lol:

 

[Bassett]

The only excercise some people get is

Jumping to conclusions

Running down their friends

Side-stepping responsibility

And pushing their luck.

Anon

 

[sfmini]

I also have a large collection. Here is the one I have on my email signature at work:

"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs." - Scott Adams

 

[SunQuest]

Here are some that I have collected. I have more, but these are just the ones I have kept here at work.

"The more you recognize and express gratitude for the things you have, the more you will have to express gratitude for." - Zig Zigler

"It's just as difficult to reach a destination you don't have, as it is to come back from a place you have never been." - Zip Ziglar

"Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or concluded you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership." - Colin Powell

"If you are going to achieve excellence in big things, you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude." - Colin Powell

"Excellence is not a one time event. It is a way of doing things." - Colin Powell

"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently." - Henry Ford

"A poor person isn't he who has little, but he who needs a lot." - German Proverb

"Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence." - Robert Fripp

"If you don't risk anything you risk even more." - Erica Jong

"The kiss was a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words have become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman

"The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it." - Alan Saporta

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." - Galileo Galilei

"The question is not what you look at but what you see." - Thoreau

"Lost time is never found again." - Benjamin Franklin

"Learning is pleasurable but doing is the height of enjoyment." - Novalis

"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is." - C.S. Lewis

"If you and I agree all of the time, then one of us is redundant." - Charles Wang

"You cannot procrastinate - in two days, tomorrow will be yesterday." - Kemmons Wilson

"Son, there are two enormous powers operating in the world and one of them is fear. It is the greatest power of all, save one, and that is faith or believing." - Dr. Smiley Blanton

"There is none who cannot teach somebody something, and there is none so excellent that he cannot be excelled." - Baltasar Gracian

"A man who does not think for himself does not think at all." Oscar Wilde

"The principal use of the body is to carry the brain around; and the brain is what we are." - Thomas Edison

"Honesty in a person means nothing until he is tested under circumstances when he is sure he could get away with dishonest." - Unknown

"The events of life are mainly small events - they only seem large when we are close to them." - Mark Twain

"Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve." - Benjamin Franklin

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing." - Benjamin Franklin

"In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing." - Antonio Porchia

"He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies." - William Hazlitt

"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value." - Thomas Paine

"The great act of faith is when man decides that he is not God." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - Unknown

"Courage is doing what you are afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." - Edward V. Rickenbacker

Edited to fix spelling

 

[~Karen~]

Good ones. :~)

I really like these you posted...

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car... and...

Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have film

Here are a couple I know from the top of my head:

The road to success is always under construction (I have this on a miniature orange road cone)

Rain on it

~Karen

 

[PaintedPromiseRanch]

some of my favorites that i have not seen here yet:

You can ask a stallion and tell a gelding, but you must discuss it with a mare.

The trouble with REAL life is, there's no danger music.

If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all (Thumper quoting his mother)

Don't squat with your spurs on.

My horse gets me "four feet" closer to God.

If you travel in a car, you can see what man made... if you travel on a horse, you can see what God made.

And, in the immortal words of Winnie the Pooh: "Oh, bother!"