chandab
Well-Known Member
Here's another my MIL sent me:
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly
> in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
> under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
> undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
> Signed,
Desperate
>
----------------------------------------------------------
> Dear
Desperate
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
> while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command 'htt I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
> to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update
> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
>automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> > But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1 . Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
> Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus
> in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
> system resources).
>
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
> limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
> might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance.
> We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support
>
>
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly
> in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
> under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
> undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
> crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
> problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
> Signed,
Desperate
>
----------------------------------------------------------
> Dear
Desperate
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
> while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command 'htt I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try
> to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update
> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
>automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> > But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1 . Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
> Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus
> in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
> system resources).
>
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
> limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
> might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance.
> We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support
>
>
