I finally broke down and bought another one - this one doesn't eat, doesn't poop and is easy to show. I just lift up my pant leg! Now, I just have to keep him in show shape - that means hitting the gym some more and avoiding the cheeseburgers.
He should be registered! I don't know which registry to aim for though...lol. Didn't hurt too bad at all. I was pleasantly surprised.
I'd be willing to sell offspring. But, at a cost......