OCCUPY Movement -- Some Alternative Slogans

Jill · Feb 13, 2012

I read this today on The Daily Caller, and thought it was so funny and wanted to share. These are some alternative slogans that the Occupy movement should possibly consider.

"We're smelly! We're loud! Our parents are not proud!"

"We're the 99%! With some cash the unions spent!"

"What's the point behind this fad? Mostly to get back at Dad!"

"Two, four, six, eight! After that, our math's not great!"

"Hey hey! Ho ho! This phase is one we might outgrow!"

"The people! United! Deluded and shortsighted!"

"99% are we! In our tents is where we pee!"

"We're nonviolent, we've got class! Watch your step, there's broken glass!"

"Money's evil and it's bad! I wrote this on my new iPad!"

"Corporate fatcats are our foes! Our solution? No one knows!"

"They closed our camp, it wasn't nice! Who cares about some rats and lice?"

"Just like Woodstock, but with Twitter! Using cop cars as our $#!++ers!"

"We hate CPAC, yes we do! We wish we were winners too!"

Read more: http://dailycaller.c.../#ixzz1mHCBmLPl

Carolyn R · Feb 13, 2012

I have said from the start, seems like some legit concerns have been turned into an excuse to have a modern day woodstock. IMHO all it did was take any credability away from their initial cause. At least in this area the media has dropped it like a ten day old road kill sandwich, LOL. Hey, remember the "Every Vote Counts and the Rock The Vote Campaign" aren't you proud of those kids now?

Tab · Feb 13, 2012

Hehe

vickie gee · Feb 13, 2012

The slogans are funny but these people are sure not. It is disgusting. I feel so sorry for the people that are trying to run their restaurant businesses and have these people showing up thinking they will just camp out there and use their restrooms, tables and so forth while driving away the paying customers and scaring the workers.

:No-Sad

Riverrose28 · Feb 13, 2012

As one that was born and raised in Wash. D.C. goodness knows I'v done my share of protesting, for example the Viet Nam war, which my husband was drafted into, gun control, birth control, abortion rights, etc., but this one has me stymied! What the he$$ are they protesting for? Seems to me they started out against big banks, and have now just turned into a tent city! Personally, the big party at Woodstock was great, but this is just a bunch of people trying to make a point, but for the life of me I can't figure out what the point is anymore?????

Jill · Feb 13, 2012

Some of the interviews I've seen with the protesters would be funny if they were not causing so much harm to businesses and law enforcement. I don't know that there's ever been a bigger bunch of uninformed, do-loss, jealous people. I mean, they just are up in arms about _________ but when questioned, the really don't know squat about the ________ they are protesting over. Most of them didn't / don't vote, either, so how motivated can they really be? (not that I'm wishing more dumb-***** would vote).

But, boy.. the 99%? Take a look at it globally and these slackers are in the top 1% -- easily!