rabbitsfizz
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Terror Alerts
Today at 9:39am The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
"Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's principal white flag manufacturing facility,
effectively paralyzing their military.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. The
Italians have increased their alert level from "Shouting Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain,
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state, from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They have two higher levels:
"Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
In parliament today, the British attitude level was raised from"Miffed" to
"Peeved". Soon though, it may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross". Londoners have not been at "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in
1940, when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance".
The last time the "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was issued was during
the Great Fire in 1666.
I think it's the absolute limit myself. If these terrorist chaps have a
grievance, why can't they just write an angry letter to the BBC?
I'm afraid I've deleted the section on American reactions as they were downright inflammatory and the last time we had an open war with you bu**ers we jolly well lost!!!
Today at 9:39am The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are
"Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's principal white flag manufacturing facility,
effectively paralyzing their military.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. The
Italians have increased their alert level from "Shouting Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain,
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state, from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They have two higher levels:
"Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
In parliament today, the British attitude level was raised from"Miffed" to
"Peeved". Soon though, it may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross". Londoners have not been at "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in
1940, when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance".
The last time the "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was issued was during
the Great Fire in 1666.
I think it's the absolute limit myself. If these terrorist chaps have a
grievance, why can't they just write an angry letter to the BBC?
I'm afraid I've deleted the section on American reactions as they were downright inflammatory and the last time we had an open war with you bu**ers we jolly well lost!!!
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