Penguins!

[mininik]

A Pengin is driving his car through a small town in Texas when he notices a funny odor and some smoke. He stops in the next small town and stops at a garage. Asking the mechanic to have a look at it the mechanic says it will be about an hour. "OK," says the Penguin eyeing an ice cream shop across the road. "Ill be right back," he says and heads over to cool off. Ordering a vanilla ice cream he walks around and eats it. Its a hot day and some of the ice cream drips on his black coat. Heading back to the garage he sees the mechanic. As he aproaches the mechanic says, "Hey Mr.Penguin, it's ok but it looks like you blew a seal."

"Nope," says the Penguin, "it's just ice cream."

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[minimule]

:no: Oh that's BAD!

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[Jesper]

hahah nice one :lol:

good I can handle the "bad" ones haha

 

[CMR]

Oh my, how naughty :lol:

 

[mininik]

Oh, okay... here's another:

What's long and hard on a Texan?

The third grade. :new_shocked:

 

[Jesper]

Oh, okay... here's another:

What's long and hard on a Texan?

The third grade. :new_shocked:

as I am a crazy dane, then I don't get the point in this one hehe, any chance you would explain it to me? third grade?

Jesper

 

[CMR]

Third grade is one of our school levels, It think you guys do it differently over there(or at least have different names for everything.) Third grade is one of the elementary levels, I think for kids that are around eight years old. So basically the joke is saying that Texans aren't that bright, bad envypoodles! :nono: :lol:

 

[Jesper]

ooh okay hehe, well I am sure not all Texans are that bright, but I know a few very bright people down there at Little America

Jesper

 

[CMR]

Never having met any Texans myself, I can't say how bright they are either(I know you are all lovely people, just need to make my joke :bgrin ). If they're all like the monkey we call a President, then I think Texas needs an intervention. :lol: