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[izmepeggy]

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.



She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.



He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.



Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"



Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.



Two lessons here:



1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.



2. Blondes aren't always as dumb as most folks think.

 

[Liz k]

Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.



She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.



He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.



Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"



Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.



Two lessons here:



1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.



2. Blondes aren't always as dumb as most folks think.

Ok I know Im tired when the first and only word I see in this post is CRABS.....

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Morning all

Morning Renee

 

[izmepeggy]

Are you serious ? Or are you pulling my leg? You don't see the whole joke? Must have been when I was editing it...LOL

 

[Eagle]

 

[Liz k]

Are you serious ? Or are you pulling my leg? You don't see the whole joke? Must have been when I was editing it...LOL

Ok peggy I got it ...........

 

[izmepeggy]

Ok peggy I got it ...........

Very funny Liz

 

[Jules]

got cam up and a'happenin.

 

[Liz k]

got cam up and a'happenin.

Hi Jules, thanks for the eyes im off for a couple hours will set alarm for 4 am cam time...

 

[izmepeggy]

Jules...Good nite Liz

 

[izmepeggy]

2:21 and lying down

2:27 rolled and back up

 

[izmepeggy]

I have to go to bed Ladies..I have to get up early

 

[Eagle]

night Peggy, I will be off soon as well cos it is Saturday morning here and my 4 year old is getting bored.

 

[Jules]

night Peggy.

agle, oh yes, I have been told several times today that what we were doing was 'boring' by my 4yo. Trying to get them all to sleep now..

 

[JAX]

Goodnight all its 3:20AM here and i can stay up no more!

 

[Jules]

G'night Jax.

I am about to watch a movie on my husbands laptop so should be up for at least 2 hours

 

[Jules]

Lala's baby is a mini-vacuum...I shall nickname her dust-buster

 

[cassie]

Haha Jules you are funny what movie are you going to watch?

 

[Eagle]

5.10am and these girls are just way too boring

 

[Jules]

We wre going to watch 'The Help', but it didn't download properly, so watched 'Bucky Larson..' which was kinda mindless but that was ok as we are both feeling a bit 'bleh' anyway. Oh and it poured with rain about an hour ago too, what the?! It was clear as can be when the sun went down this evening.

What are you up to Cassie?

 

[Jules]

Nearly 0600 cam-time (11pm for me) so think that Liz will be up and about shorty, if not already.

All is quiet Mare 1 (Lovie?) is sternal and has been for a while, looks restful except for occasional scratch and look to side as if to say 'quit wriggling little baby'. Mare in next stall scratching butt on the dividing fence.