Saturday December 17, 2005

[justanothercowgirl]

into a frenzy of Christmas hairdos!!!!!!! BECAUSE....as of 8:46am EST Christmas 2005 is coming in just 7 days, 15 hours, 15 Minutes and 7 Seconds !!!!! Come on everybody, you can't have santa come until you have a new do!!

Oh, there’s no place like

home for the holidays,

‘Cause no matter how far away you roam

When you pine for the sunshine

Of a friendly face

For the holidays, you can’t beat

Home, sweet home

I met a man who lives in Tennessee

And he was headin’ for Pennsylvania

And some home made pumpkin pie

From Pennsylvania folks a travelin’ down

To Dixie’s sunny shore

From Atlantic to Pacific, gee

The traffic is terrific

Oh there's no place like home

For the holidays, ‘cause no matter

How far away you roam

If you want

To be happy in a million ways

For the holidays, you can’t beat

Home, sweet home

 

[justanothercowgirl]

 

[Marty]

[SIZE=8pt][/SIZE]

BITE ME.

I was on my way up there to you to get my hair done, or just plain strangle you.....

but then I changed my mind and decided to go Christmas shopping instead. But

someday, I will getcha for elevating my blood pressure.

Countdowns to Christmas are very stressful!

 

[justanothercowgirl]

BITE ME.

ROFLMAO!!!! Marty you have been hanging around the teens too much!!!!

 

[rabbitsfizz]

Good, I hope it all goes sky high and everyone ends up with bright pink hair

 

[Farmhand]

Now now, we must stay in a festive spirt

 

[sedeh]

Hah! You can count down all you want! I am now officially ready for Christmas!

[SIZE=21pt] Merry Christmas![/SIZE]

 

[runamuk]

We are done we are done we are done.whoo hoo life is good.....after a minor glitch in coordinating payment last weekend we got it sorted out and signed sealed and delivered to my neighbors BAND ROOM today

he is hiding the gifts as there is NO WAY to hide them here..........oh yeah oh yeah my boys will be over joyed.......oh yeah oh yeah.....here comes santa mom here comes santa dad right down santa claus lane

here comes santa auntie here comes santa auntie........lalalalalalala

BRING ON THE THE XMAS MORNING.........

I AM STOKED CAN YOU TELL

OH AND I SPILLED THE BEANS ON THESE GIFTS TO A FORUM MEMBER OR TWO

REO KNOWS...........I BELIEVE SO DOES RUFFNTUFF WHO IS GONNA KILL ME FOR NOT MAKING THE HORSIE NIGHT OUT

I FEEL OBLIGATED TO VISIT THE NEIGHBORS THEY ARE HELPING US WITH THE BIG SURPRISE....

OH AND IF ANYONE ELSE FINDS OUT YOU CANNOT POST ON HERE AS THE BOYS OFTEN SPY ON HERE AND READ OVER MY SHOULDER

 

[justanothercowgirl]

OH AND I SPILLED THE BEANS ON THESE GIFTS TO A FORUM MEMBER OR TWO  REO KNOWS...........I BELIEVE SO DOES RUFFNTUFF WHO IS GONNA KILL ME FOR NOT MAKING THE HORSIE NIGHT OUT  I FEEL OBLIGATED TO VISIT THE NEIGHBORS THEY ARE HELPING US WITH THE BIG SURPRISE....

I wanna know!! I wanna know!!!!

 

[justanothercowgirl]

woo hoo!!! Mukky let me in on the secret!!!

 

[Farmhand]

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

Every body stops

and stares at me

These two teeth are

gone as you can see

I don't know just who

to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve

is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas

is my two front teeth,

my two front teeth,

see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only

have my two front teeth,

then I could with you

Merry Christmas.

It seems so long since I could say,

Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

if I could only whistle (thhhh)

All I want for Christmas

is my two front teeth,

my two front teeth,

see my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only

have my two front teeth,

then I could wish you

Merry Christmas!

 

[justanothercowgirl]

Nice teeth!!!!

Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately.Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a great pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.

 

[runamuk]

Nice teeth!!!!

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

 

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OK wait a cotton pickin minute

my neighbor (she was jewish) used to make the only edible fruitcake I have ever had...........she made it from scratch made her own candied fruits then wrapped each cake very carefully in cheese cloth and those bad boys soaked fully submersed in BOOZE (brandy I believe) for about a month

last time I had a piece of her fruitcake I think I was 9-10

but I still remember it as being most excellent

OH and eggnog must only be drunk when infused with brandy...it is a law do not break it

speaking of brandy......where the heck is my christmas/new year/holiday season beverage

hubby seems to be slackin

 

[justanothercowgirl]

no egg nog, ackkk.... definately hot chocolate with peppermint snapps and whip cream and a candy cane to stir!!!!

Here's a little song for Farmhand....

Walking Around In Women's Underwear

"Lacey things, the wife is missing.

Didn't ask, for her permission

I'm wearing her clothes,

her silk panty hose.

Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.

With little straps, like spagetti.

It holds me so tight,

like handcuffs at night.

Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say "Are you ready?"

I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress, like Madonna.

Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.

Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.

Didn't ask, permission.

Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.

Walking around in women's underwear.

Walking around in women's underwear.

Walking around in women's underwear......"

 

[Farmhand]

 

[REO]

When I have hot chocolate or egg nog, my hubby runs away from me. I don't know why.

Don't spill the Beans Pam!

 

[rabbitsfizz]

Well, I can make a fruitcake that would put you over the driving limit. The trick is to make it on Boxing Day for the following year. Keep it in an air tight box and every so often- once a week minimum- you poke it all over with a knotting needle and pour alcohol over the top. Extra cherries in it too.

Trouble is....I don't like Fruit Cake

I don't drink!!!