Jess P
Well-Known Member
> > A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though
> > She has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
> > unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
> > along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the
> > saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm
> > grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
> > slides down the side of
> > the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's
> > slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
> > leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
> > her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy
> > of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
> > over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and
> > she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune,
> > Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
> > She has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
> > unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
> > along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the
> > saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm
> > grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
> > slides down the side of
> > the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's
> > slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
> > leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
> > her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy
> > of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
> > over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and
> > she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune,
> > Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
