I do not get on the Back Porch much, but I did enjoy this post.
I have a good one.
Several years ago at our State Fair, I was showing Minis and sitting by my stall. I also raise Tibetan Terriers puppies and I had a puppy with me that was only days old. He was not doing well, so I was bottle feeding him. Some people came up to me and ask me if the puppy was a Mini baby. Mind you, the puppy was about 8 ounces.
I guess I was not so nice, as I said to them, yea, we freeze dry our Minis, shrink them down to this size to be able to bring them here to the fair, then we feed them this special formula that alowes them to expand to the size you see in the stalls.
Well, the next thing I know, she was telling her family what I had to say and they all believed it.
:rofl
I then had to tell them the truth.