this is so funny had to share with my forum buddies

[kaykay]

i thought about putting her on a fake mare stare too. isnt that terrible?? make her watch a camera all night LOL. then feed, clean stalls, cook dinner, do laundry, do all the rescue stuff on zero sleep. *welcome to my world hahahaha. i dont think theres anyway we can convince hubby. we watched it last season and he said never in a million years would he do that. but i am going to ask when he gets home from work. i do have a mare due in aug so hopefully thats not when they would want to tape as I would never leave with a mare due

at least i can have fran come check on the babies just to be sure she was taking care of them

 

[susanne]

I am shrieking with laughter!!! This is soooo great!

If Rusty won't do it, I'm sure one of us could loan you a hubby who would -- I know Keith would do it...

I bet once Rusty hears about the sheath cleaning he'll see the fun...and besides, he has the easy part!

This would be better than Surreal Life, when the spoiled actors' kids had to harvest sperm from a stallion using an artificial vagina!

 

[Leeana]

Poor Rusty, lol. He prob doesnt like the fact that the last couple days or so he has to play be the new wifes rules and normally the rules are just insaine.

Dont you at the end get so much money to pick how to put toward the family you stayed with. Normally they decide to give allot to the kids college funds and then they put some aside for family vacation and then they split the rest up in allot of different ways the way they want the family to spend it. ...or is this another show im thinking of?

Man, i'm all excited about this now! :bgrin :bgrin

Know what would be better then mare stare?? Put her on mare stare with one of the stallions and see how long it takes her to figure out that something just doesnt add up ....lol

 

[OhHorsePee]

I had to come back and see if anyone else thought of ways to torture whomever it would be. LOL You could have Arlene go over and have the woman condition the horses. What a work out she would get! You could have her check stool specimens for sand. I could just picture a woman standing in your field just waiting for one to poop. LOL It would be awesome for one to give birth while she would be there and make her stretch out the after birth and clean up the mess.

Rusty has to say yes!

Fran

Oh, and we could secretly email Kyle for new torture tactics!

 

[kaykay]

everytime i come back to this thread i start belly laughing again. HIGH HEELS?? ON ME?? ummm not gonna happen LOL. Paddock boots are acceptable in any fine resturant right?? oh i would miss all my babies so much! human and 4 legged. I just know i have way too big of a mouth to be on a tv show LOL

 

[OhHorsePee]

You could also have their kids get involved with a local horse rescue and make them muck stalls! Oh, what fun!

Fran

 

[anita]

That's so funny ! Can't wait to see you on TV.

Anita

 

[dreamlandnh]

this would be great...you should do it. You could have her help with some hand breeding too.

 

[love_casper]

oh hand breeding is a great idea!

OH! and have her PASTURE breed a mare to a stud. tell her it is MANDATORY she take notes on EVERY move they make so you have breeding dates. that way she has to watch! hehehe. sex ed all over again. only this time with visual aids!

okay i'm gonna stop now.......

just edited to delet a stupid idea.

 

[Field-of-Dreams]

Well, personally I wouldn't do the mare stare on a stallion (that borders on cruel- you're making a patsy out of her) but I WOULD make sure it was during breeding season. And if we set up a webcam for mare stare, WE would make sure everything went well if a foal was born. Someone would always be watching... and close by.

Lucy

 

[_minihorses4ever_]

oh hand breeding is a great idea! and i love the idea of mare stare on a stud! tell her she has to see what color the milk is every hour to determine when she will foal. tell her the little "jewels" are just the udders! imagine her suprise when this "funny colored milk" begins to stink up her hands!!! LOL!!!!! :lol: :risa_suelos: :new_rofl: oh,..........*catches breath from laughing so hard*....oh the hilarious look on her face when we tell her that she has not been getting sleep no reason and that "milk" was well...you know.

OH! and have her PASTURE breed a mare to a stud. tell her it is MANDATORY she take notes on EVERY little move they make so you have breeding dates. that way she has to watch! hehehe. sex ed all over again. only this time with visual aids!

okay i'm gonna stop now.......

By then, I think it may be too late in the season to breed. But anyway, y'all are coming up with some crazy ideas! :lol:

 

[Jess P]

I was out getting my horses ready for a horse show when it dawned on me.

Have her take Kyle to a local, fun horse show. She would have to get them ready and show them, with Kyle teaching her.

 

[RAPfrosty]

Oh my gosh, everyone is coming up with the greatest ideas!

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!!

 

[love_casper]

[

By then, I think it may be too late in the season to breed. But anyway, y'all are coming up with some crazy ideas! :lol:

true, it may be a little late to breed, but then some mares are still foaling this month, so whatever. and heck no i would never leave the care of a mare that would ACTUALLY foal to an inexperienced person.

and i would'nt have her do the stud-stare either, really. it was just a funny thought. it would be cruel for them to actually do that!!!!!

just thought the idea of stud-stare was funny, i would never actually do that!

oh please tell hubby you have to do it!

i just like how it sounds. hmmm. stud-stare. hehehe

you live near fran, right? well you could have her hooked up to a web cam and be on REAL marestare, just to be safe. then have the other girl do it just to see what it's like.

oh, do keep us updated on this! we want to hear what happens!

 

[REO]

Muck boots? Oh I think not!

Any real horse person knows that only way to check for the firmness of healthy horse poop is between bare toes, right?

Tip toe through the twopoops! Through the garden, through the manure pile, oh tip toe through the twopoops with me!

 

[kaykay]

update: hubby immediately said NO WAY. then he just sat there. so i waited. an hour later i said so are you SURE you dont want to do it?? LOL. He said he would "think on it" so maybe there is hope?? He said he wished it was 3 days not 6. this is not the show where the other family decides how to spend your money. Now thinking of doing it makes ME nervous. you guys would see me in all my glory waking up in the morning etc. Not a pretty picture LOL

 

[RockRiverTiff]

Well I've never even watched the show, but this thread alone has me in TEARS. Can you even imagine how a snobby upperclass woman would react to finding hay in her belly button at the end of the day?

 

[love_casper]

update: hubby immediately said NO WAY. then he just sat there. so i waited. an hour later i said so are you SURE you dont want to do it?? LOL. He said he would "think on it" so maybe there is hope?? He said he wished it was 3 days not 6. this is not the show where the other family decides how to spend your money. Now thinking of doing it makes ME nervous. you guys would see me in all my glory waking up in the morning etc. Not a pretty picture LOL

well i guess that means there's hope. i bet he'll give in if you show him this thread!

 

[OhHorsePee]

I am sure you can think of a way to talk him into it!

: Ron said his first question would be "what does she look like." LOL

No, the hay would be in her bra. I could just see her clipping horses. Um, maybe Black. LOL

Fran

 

[qtrrae]

Kay,

I hope you do it!! Just think you would be FAMOUS!! HA! Well, sort of!!

I have watched that program a couple of times and it is soooo funny. You would have the entire LB Forum watching!!