To Be 6 Again

[chandab]

> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his

> wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

> Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like

> to have for her Birthday.

>

> "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in

>the mirror.

> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a

> nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six

> Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in

> the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the! Screaming

> Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours

> later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was

> reeling and her stomach felt upside down

>

> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a

> Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was

> off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candies

> M & M's. What a fabulous adventure. Finally she wobbled home

> with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned

> over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

> ! "Well Dear, what was it like being six again"?

>

> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

> "I meant my DRESS SIZE, you dumbie "!!

>

> The moral of the story: Even when a man IS listening, he is

> going to get it wrong!

>

> SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN YOU

> THINK CAN HANDLE IT.....

 

[Narrow Way Farm]

I love it!!! :aktion033:

 

[Kim]

Here's a cute one I got in my email today:

A woman is driving in her car on a road.

A man is driving in his car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.

When they pass each other, the woman opens her window and shouts to the man:

"DONKEY!"

The man immediately responds:

"B!TCH!"

Both continue their separate ways, the man very smug and quite satisfied with his quick reaction.

And just as he reaches the first curve in the road …

Moral: “Men never really understand what women are trying to say to them."