LOL Jenn!! I had to wake Keith and tell him he was mentioned in the fantasy man thread!
I have to say that years ago, I used to imagine who my perfect man would be...he would obviously have to love animals and would have to be a musician who would write beautiful music and dedicate it to me...we would be great friends as well as being madly in love...he would have a hysterically funny sense of humor...and he would be rich.
4 out of 5 ain't bad...
Here he is:
But even that record doesn't get in the way of vapor lust...my fantasy world has always been very real to me...
I started young...at the age of 3, watching daytime TV, I fell madly in love with Nipsy Russell. At age 6, I callously dumped him for my new love, Ringo Starr. I even blackmailed my brother into giving me a Ringo haircut...my mother was not thrilled. Always one for the musicians, I brazenly moved on to Davey Jones of the Monkees, then ventured into country music with Glen Campbell. sigh...
It's quite important to mention that certain pertinent details did not enter into my mind...my next crush was on Elton John...
Somewhere in there, I discovered the sexy legs and cute little butts of basketball and soccer players. My brothers took me to a Portland Trailblazer game for my birthday (self serving gift), where I fell madly in love with soon-to-be rookie-of-the-year Geoff Petrie. He honed my taste for beautiful brown eyes and long, messy hair. Does anyone remember Dave Debuschere of the New York Nicks? He's in the dictionary under bedroom eyes. My family was surprised by my sudden interest in sports, and how I hogged the binoculars at Portland Timber soccer games...
Fast forward...
Keith and I have a rule...looking and fantasizing is just fine. Touch and you die.
So fulfilling my end of that agreement, a few of my current vapor dates are:
Peter O'Toole (the ultimate bad boy, even in his dotage...and, sigh, those eyes!)
Arragorn, with that messy hair constantly in those bedroom eyes (Sorry, Bigo, you don't do it for me in any other movies...)
Johnny Depp, but not in Pirates...Chocolate...and in real life
George Clooney (what was LindaL saying about a free pass??)
Robert Redford in The Natural and Butch Cassidy
...and yes, while I hate to go with the crowd, Sam Groom
There's somebody big that I'm forgetting...my droolworthiest...but it's late and my mind is feeble. I'm off to sleep...perhaps I'll see him there...