First off this isnt ment to offend anybody but I thought it was cute.
Why God made WISCONSIN
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for
six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the
seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've
made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a
planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle
East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large
land mass and said, "What's that one?"
Ah," said God. "That's WISCONSIN, the most glorious place on
earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills.
The people from WISCONSIN are going to be modest, intelligent
and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting
around them in Minnesota, Illinois, Iowa, and Michigan. "
Why God made WISCONSIN
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for
six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the
seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've
made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a
planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle
East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large
land mass and said, "What's that one?"
Ah," said God. "That's WISCONSIN, the most glorious place on
earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills.
The people from WISCONSIN are going to be modest, intelligent
and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting
around them in Minnesota, Illinois, Iowa, and Michigan. "
