You Might Be A Horse Person If...

[PaintedPromiseRanch]

hey i resemble those remarks! almost ALL of them in fact one i did recently was say "foaling out" when referring to a friend helping her son's dog have puppies (one of which was my Darci)!

here's mine: you might be a horse person if everyone is talking about their grandkids and the ones you are talking about have FOUR LEGS

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LOVE THIS THREAD - it reminds me of the T-shirts i've seen in catalogs so can we add this: "this is one little girl who would rather clean stalls than her room" (well, big girl, but who cares

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there's one for Marty about having more scrunchies for the horses than herself... can't remember the exact wording. anybody else seen these?

 

[Leeana]

Marty Posted Today, 01:47 PM If you clean stalls barefoot or in your flip flops and get horse manure under your toe nails.....

That wasnt directed at me was it Marty, hehe. Me and my flip flops :bgrin

-You might be a horse person if your horses eat healthier then you (Guilty!)

-You clip your horse(s) more often then you shave your own legs (Friend gave that one to me).

-You eat the cheapo food, but yet dont think twice about spending $23 for a bag of 'the good feed'.

-Your barn has more stalls then your house does rooms

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[NyborFarm]

You would rather have a new horse trailer then an engagement ring (I made this comment to a friend today!)

A majority of your shoes smell like the barn.

The human medicine cabinet is filled with horse stuff more then people stuff.

I second the one about fliplops in the barn!

~Megan

 

[Marty]

um........no Leanna it wasn't.

Want to see a picture of my toes?

I think not. :bgrin

 

[Cathy_H]

........ if you tell another horse person you have a new baby & they ask what color - ( no you say this one IS a two legged human baby. Happened to us on one of our grandchildren ).

 

[TangoMango]

You might be a horse person if,

You are out mowing, and see your 15y/o daughter walking across the yard, and think to yourself "wow, she has good conformation." When what I really meant was good posture..

 

[MeadowRidge Farm]

You might be a horse person..if in the middle of the night you get a phone call saying "your a aunt" :bgrin , and its a foal!

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You might be a horse person...when you refuse to go shopping with the girls, because you would rather stay home and clean your pasture and barn. :bgrin

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Great and Cute thread! Corinne

 

[Valerie]

You might be a horseperson if you smell like fly spray most of the summer.......

You might be a crazy horseperson if you are on marestare for weeks and everyone at work thinks you are waiting for the arrival of a child, not a foal, but everyone is totally excited when the "big day" finally arrives, because that means you may get back to your somewhat normal self........

You can take the girl away from the horsies, but you can't take the horsie out of the girl.

edited to add: yes, I am one of the hay in the bra ladies.....geez....I especially like it when I go and feed & then stop for coffee & then only after I leave with my coffee I notice the hay in my hair, or on my shirt, etc.

I also grew up hearing "whoa" not stop......and I still use that word.......haha.

 

[Devon]

You Might be a horse person if:

if you pass up attractive social invitations because they'd confilct with horse show schedule.

if you are unreasonably pleased to get a horse item, ANY horse item, as a gift. You say "They really cared!!!"

if books and movies are ruined for you if horsemanship references are incorrect.

if you kiss your horse more than the human members of your family.

** LOL So Me - if your mood today depends on how yesterday's training session went.

if you drive by ANY field ANYWHERE and look very hard for horses.

if you save every horse magazine you ever bought (GUILTY)

LOL Found this on a Website!! ahahah

When you cannot imagine why anyone would think it kinky to own whips.

 

[Equuisize]

........when you have more photos of your horses in your wallet than

you do of your grandkids.........

(I love my grandkids but I 'live' everyday with my horses)

........when other people's purchases make you go 'Gads, what I

could buy for the 'kids' with that kind of money..........

........when you go to sleep thinking of your horses and wake up

thinking of your horses.........

 

[ChrystalPaths]

:new_rofl:

........ if you tell another horse person you have a new baby & they ask what color - ( no you say this one IS a two legged human baby. Happened to us on one of our grandchildren ).

:new_rofl:

 

[LittleRibbie]

:new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl: These have been so much fun to read...and so many apply to me too

.....if the back seat or trunk of your car looks more like a tack room

.....if every one in your house hates carrots but you always seem to have a bag in the frig

.....you always grab a few extra little peppermints on the way out of the restraunt b/c you know the horses love em !!

.....you hate using public bathrooms but dont think twice about picking up horse poop and inspecting it close up for who knows what !!

.....you buy any old broom for inside your house and yet you buy a pitchfork to match your barn colors !!

:saludando: :saludando: :saludando: :saludando:

 

[PaintedPromiseRanch]

.....you buy any old broom for inside your house and yet you buy a pitchfork to match your barn colors !!

:new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl: LOVE IT!!!

 

[love_casper]

guilty to almost all of these!!!

...if everyone you know who isn't a horse person think you're a freak because you dont run, you "canter," you click at them if they're walking too slow, you're rather proud of the hay in your hair, you never have a few bucks in your pocket but always horse treats...and on a bad day have stuffed them into a soda dispenser (guilty ), you dont throw away your straws after a drink but stick it sideways in your mouth and play with it like a bit, same with those long pretzels, you dont mind taking pony porn pictures and feeling a mare's bag - and they just look at you with disgust, people learn never to ask for a ride... because your back seat has 3 shavings bags, grain, and that new harness that hasnt found its way to the tackroom yet...

: guilty guilty guilty.

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........ if you tell another horse person you have a new baby & they ask what color - ( no you say this one IS a two legged human baby. Happened to us on one of our grandchildren ).

ROFL :new_rofl:

 

[Emily's mom]

:aktion033: Oh my goodness I can not believe how true they are.

 

[1 is not enough]

.......you only agreed to date the guy after you saw how he handled and rode a horse!! Oh I also married him! :bgrin

 

[Jessica_06]

.......you only agreed to date the guy after you saw how he handled and rode a horse!! Oh I also married him! :bgrin

LOL!!! :new_rofl: :new_rofl: Horse Guys are Great!!!!

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~Jessica

 

[EAD Minis]

...if you have lost your horses mane comb and have used your instead...then used it again.

...ur horses 'outfits' are to date and more expensive then your entire last year wardrobe.

...people start thinking 'Roy' is your boyfriend

...there shampoo costs more then yours

...if the horses dont like people, you dont like them

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...you drive by run down farms and set up a training course, stalls and planned each pasture out as your own.

This is to funny!! :lol:

 

[Jill]

You all are great!!! I love the posts on this thread

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[Bess Kelly]

When while reading this post you realize that most of these replies apply to yourself !

:new_shocked: OMG--I did NOT realize that so many people knew and could describe ME :bgrin

I'm guilty for every one of these things.........Plus, the back end of my Jeep has a "just in case" halter/leadliine & bucket, but no emergency road flares, etc.(except for bungies & baling twine) -- they are in the horse trailer

: I could scrape up a full feeding of hay from the dropped off "pieces" in there.

You refi your house so that you can add a new room, porch, bathing facitlities --- to your BARN!!!!

PLUS -- I am so perfectly content that all of these things apply :bgrin

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