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It's time for...
THE 2nd ANNUAL L'IL BEGINNINGS CREATIVE CLIPPING CONTEST
We're looking for Edward Clipperhands
Have you ever wanted to give your stallion a poodle cut?
Does your mini have an alter ego? A hidden personality?
Is your precious darling really a punk rocker? A biker?
Does your little horsey bear an uncanny resemblence to Tina Turner or Rod Stewart?
Have you ever been tempted to connect the dots on your appy?
Are you curious how your pinto would look with a bi-level shag? (Clip the white, leave the color long?)
Does the color difference before and after clipping suggest a checkerboard cut? Polka dots? Zebra stripes?
It doesn't have to last any long than it takes to snap a photo -- then you can finish clipping and deny that it ever happened, but here's your chance to make susanne and a few others feel just a bit better about the chop jobs they have forced upon their unsuspecting horses. You already clipped? Sorry...you blew it! Oh well, you can still laugh at your friends' horses!
So dust off those Double-Ks...warm up those Wahls...oil up the Osters...let's see what you can do with those blades.
We're starting now to include those whose warm climate (darn you anyway...) allows them to clip early, but we'll accept entries through:
Deadline: Friday, June 30
Rules: None...we're easy. Want to make your Great Pyrenees look like a Terrier? Want to give your persian cat a mohawk? Be our guest! Want to mow crop circles in your living room carpet? To each their own! (Husbands and children...look out!)
Judges: Daryl and susanne (hey...it was our idea!) These judges were selected for a totally unbiased approach (we're entering, too) and our willingness to accept bribes.
Prizes: Winner gets the unequaled thrill of letting everyone laugh at you and yours! We realize that such ego gratification is of far greater value than the enormous cash prize we had originally planned...
So, let's get going...and remember: we're not laughing with you...we're laughing at you!!
THE 2nd ANNUAL L'IL BEGINNINGS CREATIVE CLIPPING CONTEST
We're looking for Edward Clipperhands
Have you ever wanted to give your stallion a poodle cut?
Does your mini have an alter ego? A hidden personality?
Is your precious darling really a punk rocker? A biker?
Does your little horsey bear an uncanny resemblence to Tina Turner or Rod Stewart?
Have you ever been tempted to connect the dots on your appy?
Are you curious how your pinto would look with a bi-level shag? (Clip the white, leave the color long?)
Does the color difference before and after clipping suggest a checkerboard cut? Polka dots? Zebra stripes?
It doesn't have to last any long than it takes to snap a photo -- then you can finish clipping and deny that it ever happened, but here's your chance to make susanne and a few others feel just a bit better about the chop jobs they have forced upon their unsuspecting horses. You already clipped? Sorry...you blew it! Oh well, you can still laugh at your friends' horses!
So dust off those Double-Ks...warm up those Wahls...oil up the Osters...let's see what you can do with those blades.
We're starting now to include those whose warm climate (darn you anyway...) allows them to clip early, but we'll accept entries through:
Deadline: Friday, June 30
Rules: None...we're easy. Want to make your Great Pyrenees look like a Terrier? Want to give your persian cat a mohawk? Be our guest! Want to mow crop circles in your living room carpet? To each their own! (Husbands and children...look out!)
Judges: Daryl and susanne (hey...it was our idea!) These judges were selected for a totally unbiased approach (we're entering, too) and our willingness to accept bribes.
Prizes: Winner gets the unequaled thrill of letting everyone laugh at you and yours! We realize that such ego gratification is of far greater value than the enormous cash prize we had originally planned...
So, let's get going...and remember: we're not laughing with you...we're laughing at you!!
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