Farmhand
Well-Known Member
Subject: COLD PREVENTION
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and
had never been married. She was much admired for
her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
pastor came to call on her and she showed him in to
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old
pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the
water floated, of all things, a condom! When she
returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the
bowl of water and its strange floating ornament, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist. Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. Oh, yes,"
she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this
little package on the ground. The directions said to
place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would
prevent the spread of disease. And you know... I
haven't had a cold all winter.
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and
had never been married. She was much admired for
her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the
pastor came to call on her and she showed him in to
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a
seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old
pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the
water floated, of all things, a condom! When she
returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the
bowl of water and its strange floating ornament, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist. Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. Oh, yes,"
she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the park a few months ago and I found this
little package on the ground. The directions said to
place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would
prevent the spread of disease. And you know... I
haven't had a cold all winter.
