couple of funnies

[dixie_belle]

First of all: hubby is driving me crazy. (Not that I needed any help in that direction, mind you.) Every 5 minutes he keeps with the "are you OK?" So now I just say I'm fine every 5 minutes so he'll stop asking.

Then, I find it easier to get dressed if I wear a button front shirt. Evidently, prior to this, that was not on my shopping list because almost every shirt I own is a pull on shirt. What's with that? I had no idea that I had no shirts that buttoned in the front. So I did a quick inventory....I have four. Four button front shirts? I'm going to strive to have a more well rounded wardrobe after this. Geez. Talk about a creature of habit.

And, if I would have known that wearing a sports bra would give me cleavage, I would have been wearing them a long time before this!! To be honest, the cleavage may not be exactly in the middle of my chest because the left **** is swollen, but it's there. Yep, I've got cleavage for the very first time in my life. Yippee!! I'm loving this sports bra thing. And you talk about comfortable. Why on earth did I fool around with those underwire things before? The front closure is wonderful and did I mention I have cleavage??? LOL

The tube coming out of my **** now is sporting a lovely pink baby sock taped to the end. It's my answer to getting poked and it's pink so I'm supporting the whole cancer awareness thing. Of course, no one can see it except me because they are so busy looking at my cleavage. (Can you tell I'm liking this part????)

The antibiotic I'm taking upsets my stomach so yesterday we HAD to stop and get donuts. It was for medicinal purposes only, you understand. Ahem.

 

[chandab]

I have button front shirts, but prefer to throw on a t-shirt or sweatshirt. Lucky you, I have yet to find a sports bra that fits me and is supportive (I have a new one coming, we'll see).

and, of course donuts are medicinal. My preference is maple sticks, but almost any raised glazed donut will do.

 

[jacks'thunder]

Yummmmm I love donuts and now that I know they are medicinal..... watch out donuts here I come!!!! LOL!

Now on the sports bra thing! I'm going to have to go try on a few and see how they fit because the last one I bought was a back closure and it makes me look like I have a Uni-****! I only wore it when I was riding my biggy in the back yard to keep everything from bouncing all over the place! LOL! You have to love it when you find a bra that fits, is comfortable, and gives you all the support and up lift( with cleavage

) you need!!! Brand? I may go hunting for one! LOL!!

The only button up shirts I own are flannel.

 

[dixie_belle]

I got the bras from Wal-Mart. They are made by Danskin. They close in the front and are really comfy. The only negative is that you cannot adjust the straps and since it's got a "T" back, sometimes you can see the straps in the front if the neck opening of your shirt is wide. Personally, at this point, I could care less. Know why???? Because I figure everyone will be looking at my new cleavage!!! I tell you, I'm just loving this part. LOL They are a deep plunge in the front (that's what they call them) and instead of having a row of hooks there in the front, there is a single plastic closure - very easy to use. And, they cost um....less than $12. I'm not real sure of the exact amount. If you order them online from Wal-Mart they are two for $20 and shipping is something like $.87. So they are actually cheaper to order and have them delivered right to the house. Initially I ordered only two because I wasn't sure how they'd fit but then I went to the store after wearing one for two days and bought two more. I'm thinking I'm going to throw away all my regular bras and just wear these. I mean, if they are comfy with a garden hose sticking out of one ****, think of what they will feel like when I'm back to normal. Wait.....did I just mention the word "normal" and "me" in the same sentence?? What was I thinking?? I wasn't normal when all this started, why should I start now?

 

[jacks'thunder]

Lol! Thanks!!! I love Danskin clothes so I'm going to give it a try! As for the normal thing... can't help ya, I feel the same way!!! LOL!!

Enjoy your new found "Cleavage"!!! (Gotta go try one of those on!!! LOL!

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