Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

Living in Canada

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

September through May, you may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation

With someone who dialed a wrong number,

You may live in Canada.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow

During a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house & garage,

But leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife k nows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 100 km -- you're going 110 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you ma y live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,

And road construction, you may live in Canada.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada.

If you find -10 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.

 

[LittleRibbie]

Thanks for the chuckle...had to laugh at the use the A/C and heat on the same day

I DID THAT TODAY>>>I WAS FREEZING THIS A.M. BUT RIGHT NOW ITS 84o...JUST TURNED THE AIR ON AND PUT THE FANS BACK ON IN THE BARN....no wonder Florida horses are always confused about which coat to wear!!

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

LOL, maybe thats why so many Canadians go to Florida to retire, they feel right at home.

 

[Ann knight]

Now, that's funny ....I can relate to them all ! I think he forgot polite

..........Ann

 

[Sue_C.]

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you ma y live in Canada.

OMG! We live on a little dirt road, and this is SOOOO true. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[dreaminmini]

ROFL

TOO FUNNY!!!

I must say I can identify with pretty much all of them.