Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that she reluctantly started to fly south.
In a short time ice began to form on her wings and she fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow, the sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed her and defrosted her wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, she started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate her.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend.
and most importantly
3. If your warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth SHUT.
In a short time ice began to form on her wings and she fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow, the sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed her and defrosted her wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, she started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate her.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend.
and most importantly
3. If your warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth SHUT.
