Let's collect some knee slappers!

[vickie gee]

My husband has been watching old Hee-Haw episodes lately and while he enjoys it (literally bellly rolls) I can't seem to muster up a laugh because they are sooooooo corny. Anyhow, I decided I would share some corny knee slappers with you guys and perhaps see who can come up with other good knee slappers. We are headed out to a new pizza joint so I will just shoot a few at ya and hopefully will have some new ones from ya'll to crack me up. Here goes:

How do you know if your sewing machine is sick?

It just won't seam right.

How do you make anti-freeze?

Put ice in her bed!

 

[candycar]

Well I laughed!

My favorite of all time, but I only tell it at Easter time (not everyone gets it)

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies!

 

[vickie gee]

Well I laughed!

My favorite of all time, but I only tell it at Easter time (not everyone gets it)

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies!

I think I get it, I think?

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?

Hyde and seek.

 

[disneyhorse]

Why do horses chew on wood?

To get the grain out.

(This is what I tell everyone who asks when they see horses chewing on the barn....)

 

[vickie gee]

disney

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?

A buccaneer.

 

[tagalong]

An old puzzle joke that I loved when I was little....

You are locked in a room with no doors and no windows and no way to get out - all you have in there with you is a table and a mirror. How do you escape?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole and you climb through the hole!

Yeah, I know that was lame.

What's brown and rings?

Dung!

 

[eagles ring farm]

ok mines a little long

An amish woman was driving her buggy home and a cop stopped her . He said when you get home please let your husband know the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken, it can be dangerous without it.............................just then the cop looked down and said oh no !!.............your reins are wrapped around your horses balls !!!.....you better get home right away and have your husband fix that.

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The woman got home and told her husband that a very nice police officer stopped her to warn her about the broken reflector

but he also said ......there was something wrong with the Emergency Brake.

 

[atotton]

This is more of a mind puzzle.

"What can a black hen do that a white hen can't?"

A black hen can lay a white egg, but a white hen can't lay a black egg.