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Lutheran Viking Airline
WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN VIKING AIR
IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA.
ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Viking Air, da
no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where
flyin is a upliftin experience.
Dere is no First Class on any Lutran Viking Air flight.
Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad;
16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in
da rear of da aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All
fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is
met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit
da safety system aboard dis Lutran Viking Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da
event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real
surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two
tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second
Coming or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle
masks on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about
den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da
masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit you, we're
going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like driving
across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it.
In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start
saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our
sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say
trespass against us," which ain't right, but what can you do?
Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not
because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of
da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo,
and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout
on da side of your head.
We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style wit da
coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat
pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I
am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace: "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and
let deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land
in Dulut or pretty close." Happy Landin wit da Lutran Viking Airline.
WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE LUTHERAN VIKING AIR
IS NOW OPERATING IN MINNYSOTA.
ALSO SERVING VISCONSIN, NORT AND SOUT DAKOTA.
If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Viking Air, da
no-frills airline. You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where
flyin is a upliftin experience.
Dere is no First Class on any Lutran Viking Air flight.
Meals are potluck. Rows 1-6, bring rolls; 7-15, bring a salad;
16-21, a main dish, and 22-30, a dessert. Basses and tenors please sit in
da rear of da aircraft.
Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage. All
fares are by free will offering and da plane will not land 'til da budget is
met.
Pay attention to your flight attendant, who will acquaint you wit
da safety system aboard dis Lutran Viking Air 599.
Okay den, listen up. I'm only gonna say dis vonce. In da
event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real
surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because we fly right around two
tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second
Coming or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodar with doze liddle
masks on da rubber tubes. You're gonna have bigger tings to worry about
den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair little holes. Probably da
masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit you, we're
going to have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sort a like driving
across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it.
In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start
saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our
sins as we forgive doze who sin against us, which some people say
trespass against us," which ain't right, but what can you do?
Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not
because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is seat of
da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo,
and if God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mout
on da side of your head.
We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style wit da
coffee pot up front. Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat
pocket in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I
am going to be real upset and I am not kiddin!
Right now I'll say Grace: "Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest and
let deze gifts to us be blessed. Fadar, Son, and Holy Ghost, may we land
in Dulut or pretty close." Happy Landin wit da Lutran Viking Airline.
