liltnt
Well-Known Member
>
> This will give you a laugh ?
>
> You may not know this but many Non Living things have a gender.
>
> 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
> right through them.
>
> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
> them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
> are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>
> 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
> to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>
> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the sa! me old lines to pick people
> up.
>
> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
> bottom.
>
> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
> years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha!
> (You thought it'd be male, didn't you?)?
> But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
> while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
> This will give you a laugh ?
>
> You may not know this but many Non Living things have a gender.
>
> 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
> right through them.
>
> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
> them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
> are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>
> 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>
> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
> to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>
> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>
> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>
> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the sa! me old lines to pick people
> up.
>
> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
> bottom.
>
> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
> years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha!
> (You thought it'd be male, didn't you?)?
> But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
> while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
