Short and Funny

[Reble]

Short and Funny

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the

Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering

And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time

You're old enough to know your way

Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think

Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn

of a new error.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

JUST SHARING

 

[Bluerocket]

Thanks for sharing that --- made my morning a whole lot brighter - lots of chuckles in there.

JJ

 

[Just Us N Texas]

I especially liked the one about respecting your elders. Yep, getting harder and harder for me too!

Carolyn

 

[Bassett]

Thanks, Started my day on a high note.

 

[Voodoo]

Thanks for sharing, lots of funnies in there. Started my day out right

: I really liked the last one though

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"