Whats your FAVORITE saying?

[rhea]

Here's some of my very favs...

So many men, so few who can afford me. ( My mom constantly tells me how expensive I am so this has been a signature of mine)

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

The above I tend to say most to my brother

Make my day

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people My parents get this one a lot when they start teasing about where they could be now if they didn't have kids

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Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.

My life is a blonde moment.

I use tons of sayings, there's probably more that I forgot

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[mountain_waif]

I love this thread.

Mine is...

Sometimes I do....somtimes I don't.

 

[Wally]

Mine are

"beware the expert, an ex is a hasbeen and a spurt is a drip under pressure"

and when someone is doing management speak at me...." I had one of those once, but the wheel came off"

"Never apologise, never explain"

"b*ll*cked if I know.......what was the question?"

 

[Sterling]

Best to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm all doubt.

 

[backwoodsnanny]

Everyone likes a little ax no one likes a smart ax. Particularly to 18 year old grandson who gets smart mouthed.

Opinions are like Ax holes everybody has one.

and the one in my signature : Love many trust few and always paddle your own canoe.

 

[Dreamweaver]

My very very favorite saying is by Winston Churchill....

"There is something about the outside of a horse that's good for the inside of a man"

I have that on posted right in front of me all the time.

Now my two favorite funny ones are....

"I can only please one person a day and today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!"

and

"Put on your big girl panties and get over it!"

 

[Sarah]

I don't have any favorite sayings but my husband loves to say...

"If it was up your axx you'd know."

I just don't get that one.

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Actually I do have a favorite saying, I say this to the hubby, alot... "IDIOT!"

 

[Meg]

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout willis"

"that really tickles my bells"

"dont you start riding my goat, sunshine" (usually said when my Father is being critical about the way ive worked a horse, harnessed a horse or something - and im in a peevish mood)

and

"does your train of thought happen to have a caboose?"

:bgrin

 

[Robin1]

Your point is?

I use the only please one person a day also.

If you had a bad child hood, get over it.

If you need help, get it.

But get off my back!!

So many snow birds so little freezer space. (during snow bird months.)

I know there are others.

Robin

 

[user 488]

Don't ask the question if you think the answer will be something you don't want to hear.

 

[willowoodstables]

OMG these are great!!!

Mine that I use EVERYDAY at work...

DON'T RUSH ME I WORK CHEAP

Kim

 

[stormo41]

"your in my subble! get out of my subble!" subble meaning personal bubble

" shutup, sit down, or shut up and leave"

"What the Puck!!!" "Yes mater Oberon" "NOT YOU!!!" (that was from my version of "a midsummer nights dream, i performed last night i also wrote it :bgrin we called it "pucks midsummer nightmare")

 

[Debby - LB]

"That mule won't plow"

"Cool"

"Don't toot your own horn"

"F-off"

"What chu talkin 'bout Willis"

"Beam me up Scotty"

"Aw H e l l"

"H e l l No"

"It wasn't me"

 

[Triggy&Blue&Daisy Too]

If idiots were airplanes this would be an airport

Good cowgirls keep their calves together

Somewhere in side is a skinny girl screaming to get out but I can usually shut her up with cookies

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[Chaos Ranch]

When it comes to buying something, or doing something my favorite is ...

"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission"... and that's true ! :bgrin

"If you aint part of the solution you're part of the problem"

"I'd rather live my whole life believing there's a God in heaven and be wrong than not to believe and die and find our there really is."

"Wise men still seek Him."

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words

without a heart

And the one that is in my signature has become my all-time favorite.

I also absolutely LOVE the saying in Laura's signature about loving before they were born, and would die for them before they were even a minute old... that is now written in all of my kids baby books.

 

[Firefall]

"If I want any $hit from you, I'll pull off your head and dip it out".

"If it was up your butt eating a ham sandwich you'd know it".

"I defended you today, someone said you eat $hit sandwiches! I told them, you don't like bread".

 

[billiethekid40]

" I could be wrong, Its happened before" when I say something I'm almost positive about...just to cover my butt (and prevent me from looking like a know it all, which I somehow frequently do

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and my fav saying I've heard in a looong time (and its soo otrue, at least in my experience):

"Farriers are like cats, they don't come when called and they hate the rain!" :lol:

 

[Sterling]

"I defended you today, someone said you eat $hit sandwiches! I told them, you don't like bread".

"Farriers are like cats, they don't come when called and they hate the rain!"

:bgrin :lol: :aktion033:

 

[Buckskin gal]

that is a super one :aktion033: :aktion033:

Dogs have many friends because they wag their tails, instead of their tongues.

 

[Pepipony]

Do what you've always done, get what you've always gotten

Its always darkest when your heads up your butt

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