Robin1
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DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
>
>Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
>go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
>the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
>you a check."
>
>"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,
>whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
>REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
>
>When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
>discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
>as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
>go about his work.
>
>The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
>yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
>himself any longer and yelled,
>
>"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
>
>Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
>go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
>the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
>you a check."
>
>"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,
>whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
>REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
>
>When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
>discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
>as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
>go about his work.
>
>The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
>yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
>himself any longer and yelled,
>
>"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
