MYSTERY SOLVED! And boy am I going to take a walk of shame for this one. Bring on the moron award.
I just baked brownies, a cake and a bread compliments of Pillsbury and they are perfect. Rose to the occasion beautifully. Nothing is flat, everything is great and I couldn't be more happy. Guess why?
I don't even want to tell you its so bad. Its really stupid bad. The kind of bad that would make my mother want to smack me upside the head bad. But I guess I have to fess up.
It is actually two things:
#`1 I HAVE to use the electric beater and stop mixing with a fork.
#2 I HAVE to use the high altitude directions.
Who knew? One of my neighbors told me that even though we are not all that high up in the mountains, our two houses sit on top of a hill and when she started using the high altitude directions, everything she baked made a significant difference and rose much nicer
I did both and walla.....no more flat problems except in my brain.
As for Mr. Retirement, at least it was a good excuse to get him to do some updating on the stove and have me clean the floor under it. I think he was going to strangle me over this one but I reminded him if he did, no cake tonite!