Twisted Wishes

[Brandi*]

Granted, but why use a huge horse trailer when you can use a mini van to haul your mini's

I wish I was done with college already

 

[stormo41]

Granted, but you can't find a job because of your lack of "on the job experience"

I wish for a big fat raise!

 

[Bassett]

I wish I was done with college already

Granted, but now you can't find a job.

I wish I had enough money to pay my bills.

 

[McBunz]

Granted, but it comes in nickles and dimes..

I wish it wouldn't snow until Feb...

 

[Bassett]

Granted but you'll get 5 feet and it won't leave until July.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much.

 

[McBunz]

Granted, a back brace with big pockets...

Wish that 5 feet of snow will fill all the ponds when it melts.

 

[MiniHunterHorseFan]

Granted, but when it melts not only does it fill the ponds, it overflows and floods your yard!

I wish it would snow here in Texas...

 

[Minimor]

Granted, but then it's going to forget to quit and you will be shovelling your ponies out of snowdrifts for the rest of the winter.

I wish it would be a warm, snow-free winter here in Manitoba.

 

[minimule]

I wish it would be a warm, snow-free winter here in Manitoba.

Granted but then next spring you won't have enough grass for hay because it was too dry during the winter.

I wish I all ready lived in TX!

 

[minih]

Granted: but what are you going to do about feeding every one else and all your animals in New Mexico!

I wish I had a new bigger horse trailer.

 

[Miniv]

I wish I had a new bigger horse trailer.

Granted.......but your trailer is so big.....now you need a bigger TRUCK!

I wish for enough hay (that the horses LIKE) to get us through the winter.

 

[baybrianna]

granted but your horses hate it because they get runnie noses.

my wish is for a new bit.

 

[SunQuest]

Granted, but the bit that you thought would fit your minis is actually a bit that will fit a Clydesdale horse.

I wish that I had another Siberian husky puppy.

 

[Marty]

Granted, but you have to go pick him up in Siberia

I wish I could sneak more Christmas lights into the shopping cart when the Hus isn't looking

 

[REO]

Granted, but you get busted by him at the check out and you have to put them back.

I wish that some of my babies will find new loving homes.

 

[Jill]

Granted BUT you miss having that many foals around your place so much that your buy twice the sold number from other breeders

I wish that all three my pregnant mares will foal healthy buckskin fillies next year.

 

[Bassett]

Granted but you have to name them Michelle, Hillary and Nancy.

I wish my son could find a job.

 

[Slinkky]

Granted....but his car breaks down and now you have take him to and from!

I wish my puppy would hurry up and get old enough to bring home.

 

[dannigirl]

Granted, but now you have no shoes that aren't at least half chewed.

I wish I could afford to pay someone to clean my stalls regularly.

 

[REO]

Granted, but then they come in your house and eat your stash of cookies!

I wish someone besides me would clean the cat box!