Twisted Wishes

[minih]

I wish my son would figure out that his mom and dad really know a little something more about "life" than he does.

Granted but when he does you are old and gray and can not enjoy the knowledge he finally knows!

I wish for a happy holiday season for my family.

 

[Judi Renchen]

I wish my son would figure out that his mom and dad really know a little something more about "life" than he does.

Granted but when he does you are old and gray and can not enjoy the knowledge he finally knows!

I wish for a happy holiday season for my family.

Granted but they all come to your house Christmas day and a blizzard hits and all your doors and windows are covered and you can't get out of the house till spring.

I wish for bigger ****s.

 

[Shaladar]

I wish for bigger ****s.

Granted, but then when you are old they will hang to your navel.

I wish for a nice dry winter.

 

[baybrianna]

granted but its so dry you dont have any water.

i wish that my dad would get done with the website he is working on.

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

granted but its so dry you dont have any water.

i wish that my dad would get done with the website he is working on.

Granted but no one can read it because the font color is yellow and pink!

I wish (I'm thinking...) I wish..... I wish for a case of 1.75L bottles Capt. Morgan Rum!! Yeah, that's it. And trust me, I'll get those bottles open!

 

[RockRiverTiff]

I wish (I'm thinking...) I wish..... I wish for a case of 1.75L bottles Capt. Morgan Rum!! Yeah, that's it. And trust me, I'll get those bottles open!

Granted, but with your case of Captain comes a bad case of stomach flu.

I wish my fingers and nose weren't perpetually cold.

 

[backwoodsnanny]

Granted but your nose becomes so hot it turns beet red.

I wish to move some place warm and take family and horses with me.

 

[SunQuest]

I wish to move some place warm and take family and horses with me.

Granted, but now you wish for a little rain in the Sahara Desert.

I wish that I could take a trip to Germany.

 

[Maxi'sMinis]

Granted: but you have to wear a German dirndl that is 2 sizes to small for the entire trip.

I wish my hubby wasn't such a couch potatoe.

 

[Slinkky]

Granted, but now he's an excercise freak and you can't keep up!

I wish I had a camcorder.

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

Granted, but now he's an excercise freak and you can't keep up!

I wish I had a camcorder.

Granted but every time you play back what you recorded, all the people on it are naked!

I wish for her camcorder!

 

[Slinkky]

hehehehe.....that cracked me up!!!

Granted, I'll SHARE the camcorder, but remember EVERYONE is naked and some it isn't very pretty

I wish I had new carpet for the house.

 

[Tammy Breckenridge]

I wish I had new carpet for the house.

Granted but you get carpeted floors, walls and ceilings!

I wish my car was paid off...

 

[McBunz]

Granted, but it stalls on the railroad track the next day.. Plenty of time for you to get out

but the poor car is flat.

I wish people would follow the speed limits..

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

oops Mcbunz beat me to it

I wish people would follow the speed limits.

granted but now you are late all the time

I wish i had an indoor arena

 

[stormo41]

I wish i had an indoor arena

Granted, you now have a indoor hockey arena in your back yard.

I wish my cold would go away!

 

[McBunz]

Granted, but now you have hemroids from coughing so hard.

Wish this wind would die down...

 

[rockin r]

Granted, but now you have hemroids from coughing so hard.
Wish this wind would die down...

Granted, but now all that money is blowing into my yard!

Wish I could see all my grandchildren for christmas.....

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

Granted, but now all that money is blowing into my yard!
Wish I could see all my grandchildren for christmas.....

Well if that isn't a hum dinger. No one wants to mess with the grandkids.....

Granted but you can only see them, can't speak to or touch them.

I wish for a taco salad from Taco Bell. lol

 

[Tammy Breckenridge]

I wish for a taco salad from Taco Bell. lol

Granted but you also get the chihuahua along with it!

I wish salespeople would quit coming into my store...