Twisted Wishes

[SunQuest]

Here is a game that I found on another non-horsey sight. I thought it was fun, so decided to share with you all.

If you haven't played it before, the objective is:

Someone makes a wish, another member grants the wish but with a twisted stipulation. Then that member makes their wish. And it does not have to be horse related.

Example:

Member A: I wish I had a brand new set of tires

for my bike.

Member B: Granted, but they lose air everytime

you go over 30mph! I wish...

Ok, so here is my wish:

I wish I could win the Power Ball Lottery.

 

[hobbyhorse23]

Granted, but the state government takes all but $20 of it! OH!

I wish I had a covered arena.

Leia

 

[SunQuest]

Granted, but be carefull with the little Breyer box it came in.

I wish that there were more hours in a day.

 

[Slinkky]

Granted,

But the extra 2 hours are spent at work!

I wish my pond was deeper.

 

[Sterling]

Granted but you can only use an aquarium filter system in it.

I wish we could have our fresh days in the summer again instead of the horrendous heat and humidity.

 

[SunQuest]

Granted, but the makers of the WNV vaccine ran out, so you have to face all of summer and the mosquitos without it.

I wish that Christmas was here already.

 

[Sterling]

Granted...but you only have one hour to shop!

I wish I had a miniature Longhorn cow.

 

[Slinkky]

Granted, but that big cow is going to look funny with the those miniature horns

I wish I had an RV.

 

[Sonya]

I wish I had an RV.

Granted, but it is in Michigan and you didn't winterize it, the pipes burst and now it's ruined, totally unusable!

I wish for a 48ft trawler (boat).

 

[SunQuest]

I wish for a 48ft trawler (boat).

Granted, but the trawler is as leaky as a sieve.

Granted, but that big cow is going to look funny with the those miniature horns

I wish I had a towel to wipe the water from my monitor after reading about the miniature horns on the cow.

(Edited because Sonya beat me to posting)

 

[CyndiM]

Granted but it's only as big as a postage stamp.

I wish I could go through summers without any bugs to bug me or the horses.

 

[Miniv]

Granted but it's only as big as a postage stamp.
I wish I could go through summers without any bugs to bug me or the horses.

GRANTED.......But now you have to deal with all the bug eating critters -- ie, SNAKES, PREYING MANTIS, ETC!

I wish for a winter just cold enough to kill off mosquitoes, but NOT to freeze our pipes! (Fun Game, BTW.)

 

[SHANA]

Granted but your barn water spout bursts from the water preasure during the night and you have a flood in the barn.

I wish to go to AMHR Nationals in 2009.

 

[HorseMom]

Granted but your barn water spout bursts from the water preasure during the night and you have a flood in the barn.
I wish to go to AMHR Nationals in 2009.

Granted, but you'll be working as the ring steward.

I wish that my 7 month old son would slow down his growing a bit.

 

[RockRiverTiff]

I wish that my 7 month old son would slow down his growing a bit.

Granted, but now he's putting less energy into growing and more into pooping.

I wish the new kitten would stop attacking my face while I'm sleeping.

 

[Rebecca]

Granted, but now the kitten attacks everything else and knocks things down while your TRYING to sleep.

I wish I had a bigger barn.

 

[SunQuest]

I wish I had a bigger barn.

Granted, but now you spend all your time shoveling horse manure.

I wish I brought an umbrella into work as it is raining now.

 

[Miniv]

I wish I had a bigger barn.

Granted, but now you spend all your time shoveling horse manure.

I wish I brought an umbrella into work as it is raining now.

Granted.........But now it's snowing and you don't have an ice scraper or snow shovel in your car!

Oops......almost forgot a wish........hmmm.... Wish my house wasn't so dusty all the time.

 

[Slinkky]

GRANTED....but now you owe Merry Maids $500.00 !

I wish my barn was full of good hay.

 

[CyndiM]

Granted, but now your critters have turned their noses up at that kind of hay and won't eat it.

I wish I had a new horse trailer.