Sweet little Peanut so pretty and white
Won’t you have your baby tonight?
We’re so tired and have weary eyes
And watching you swish your tail at flys
You made your bed and have to lay in it
That’s what happens when you roll in the hay with Nick
No birth control pills no diaphragm
So you’re in foal now yes you am!
The time has come so plop out your foal
This must be your ultimate goal
You’re getting evil and want to bite
And oh poor Heidi is such a sight
You’ve almost achieved pregnant elephant status
A lot of months pregnant and you’re the fattest
So if you want relief real soon
Pop out that foal and we’ll be over the moon!
Won’t you have your baby tonight?
We’re so tired and have weary eyes
And watching you swish your tail at flys
You made your bed and have to lay in it
That’s what happens when you roll in the hay with Nick
No birth control pills no diaphragm
So you’re in foal now yes you am!
The time has come so plop out your foal
This must be your ultimate goal
You’re getting evil and want to bite
And oh poor Heidi is such a sight
You’ve almost achieved pregnant elephant status
A lot of months pregnant and you’re the fattest
So if you want relief real soon
Pop out that foal and we’ll be over the moon!