Twisted Wishes

[Tammy Breckenridge]

Granted but its your dog that does the cleaning....

I wish I had an indoor arena

 

[sedeh]

Granted but it's your living room.....now you've got poop all over your carpets.

I wish football season were over already so my husband would stop yelling at the TV!

BTW...great thread! Love all the clever responses.

 

[Sterling]

Granted but it's your living room.....now you've got poop all over your carpets.
I wish football season were over already so my husband would stop yelling at the TV!

BTW...great thread! Love all the clever responses.

Granted but he taped them all and decided to play them every night back to back untill next spring!

I wish these squirrels would leave my corn stalks alone!!

 

[SunQuest]

I wish these squirrels would leave my corn stalks alone!!

Granted, but now the squirrels are eating all the food from your bird feeders.

I wish that I could loose 50 pounds. (Thyroid issues making it very very difficult)

 

[minimule]

I wish that I could loose 50 pounds. (Thyroid issues making it very very difficult)

Granted: but now you have to empty your closet and buy a whole new wardrobe!

I wish my 2 new girls from WY were all ready here.

 

[Slinkky]

Granted....but they brought all their horsey friends and now you have to feed them all!

I wish I could afford a new driving harness.

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

I wish I could afford a new driving harness.

Granted but it only fits a Clydesdale

I wish the ground would freeze (I'm so sick of mud)

 

[dannigirl]

Granted, but now the dogs bring in frozen "doggie horderves" to hide for you to find (smell) during Thanksgiving dinner

I wish we could finish painting the house walls.

 

[whitney]

Granted but glow in the dark green?

I wish WINTER WAS OVER

 

[Tammy Breckenridge]

I wish WINTER WAS OVER

Granted but now your stuck with the spring rain and mud!

I wish I could find the perfect man!

 

[Rebecca]

Granted but he comes with some not-so-perfect in laws.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

 

[hobbyhorse23]

Granted, but he's already married!

I wish my cats would stop jumping onto my pillow with wet paws.

Edited to add: Oh, shoot, double-post! Umm... "Granted, but now you have to pay the bills!"

Leia

 

[Slinkky]

Granted, but now they jump on your clean clothes with wet paws.

I wish the weekend would hurry up and get here!

 

[Bassett]

I wish the weekend would hurry up and get here!

Granted but you will have 3 feet of snow in texas.

I wish someone else would cook supper for me.

 

[Alex]

Granted, but it is 3 feet of pig intestine. Raw.

I wish horse feed was free.

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

Granted but its all moldy.

I wish for world peace. I didn't know what else to say!

 

[Leeana]

I wish for world peace. I didn't know what else to say!

I will give you would peace, but Obama is elective president and decides to live in Cookeville TN and decided to go back to college and get a degree is special teachings and attends TTU...and he sits right behind you in class and kicks your chair every day

I got you with a double wammy

:BigGrin

I wish i had a brand new professional cameria

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

granted but its so complicated you never want to use it.

I wish it didn't cost so darn much to ship a horse from the US to Canada

 

[baybrianna]

granted but it so less you can ship all your horses.

my wish is that i would get all a's on my report card.

 

[picasso]

Granted, but you misplace the report card and noone will believe you.

I wish my son would figure out that his mom and dad really know a little something more about "life" than he does.