Twisted Wishes

[Technicolor Pony]

I wish salespeople would quit coming into my store...

Granted... but now they are clogging up your phone lines so much you customers can't call in!

I wish the add-on to the house didn't leak!

 

[baybrianna]

granted but the house has 3,000 steps to climb to get to the bedroom.

my wish is for 16whole tons of grain.

 

[twister]

granted but the house has 3,000 steps to climb to get to the bedroom.

my wish is for 16whole tons of grain.

granted but it is full of rats that overrun your barn.

I wish for a new set of harness

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish for a new set of harness

Granted but its made out of paper.

I wish for .....(thinking).......A new show halter.

 

[twister]

I wish for a new set of harness

Granted but its made out of paper.

I wish for .....(thinking).......A new show halter.

granted but it is so big it would fit 2 of your horses

 

[twister]

oops I forgot to make a wish. I wish for a good book to read

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

Granted but the print is invisible ink and you don't have the special spy glasses so you can't read it after all.

I wish for $100.00

 

[Technicolor Pony]

I wish for $100.00

Granted, but the IRS would find out you had it and take all plus some!

I wish I had a newer vehicle!

 

[twister]

I wish for $100.00

Granted, but the IRS would find out you had it and take all plus some!

I wish I had a newer vehicle!

granted but it is a hot wheels vehicle and you can't get in it.

I wish for a new horse

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish for a new horse

Granted put its plush and comes on a stick.

I wish for something to wish for.

 

[CyndiM]

Granted, but you don't like what you got, it's big AND ugly.

I wish for a trip to TN to visit Marty, Jerry and Dan.

 

[SunQuest]

I wish for a trip to TN to visit Marty, Jerry and Dan.

Granted, but while you are there you spend all the time putting up Christmas lights, just to have all the fuses blow when you turn them on.

I wish that I had some mint chocolate chip ice cream to have for desert.

 

[REO]

Granted, but it's all melted and dripped on your shirt.

I wish Everyone gets what they want for Christmas.

 

[Technicolor Pony]

I wish Everyone gets what they want for Christmas.

Granted, but they gain 10 pounds and can't wear the clothes, and ALL of the toys came "batteries not included!

I wish it was Fall all year round!

 

[Slinkky]

Granted, but the leaves fall continually and soon your horses are up to there ears in leaves!

I wish I had a flat screen TV.

 

[jayne]

Granted, but the only thing on is reruns of Gilligan's Island.

I wish I had a new pickup!

 

[REO]

Granted, but it's made by Tonka toys.

I wish I had a chocolate cake!

 

[RockRiverTiff]

I wish I had a chocolate cake!

Granted, but it's a bakery display cake so it's been sitting out for about a week.

Speaking of which...I wish I hadn't eaten that suspect piece of pie this morning.

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

This thread is VERY entertaining, some of the responses have made me laugh out loud.

.I wish I hadn't eaten that suspect piece of pie this morning.

granted but then someone else got it and you can't stop craving pie.

I wish my cat would quit laying on my arm so i have to type with one hand.

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish my cat would quit laying on my arm so i have to type with one hand.

Granted but now he is laying on top of your head and wiggling his tail on your nose constantly.

I wish it wasn't going to rain again tonight.